«Breaking News» Celebrity GBBO: Russell Brand WINS with childbirth themed biscuits inspired by his wife's vagina.

He is a legendary comedian who has won millions of fans with his off-the-wall humour.

And Russell Brand left Celebrity Great British Bake Off viewers rolling in the aisles on Tuesday as he triumphed with some extremely quirky biscuits inspired by his wife's genitalia.

In perhaps the oddest creation ever to be dreamt up in the famous white tent, the Forgetting Sarah Marshall actor, 43, unveiled a biscuit masterpiece of his wife Laura Gallacher giving birth - with a shortbread version of her vagina as the centrepiece. 

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Wow: Russell Brand left Celebrity Great British Bake Off viewers rolling in the aisles on Tuesday as he triumphed with some extremely quirky biscuits inspired by his wife's genitalia

Umm: In perhaps the oddest creation ever to be dreamt up in the famous white tent, the Forgetting Sarah Marshall actor, 43, unveiled a biscuit masterpiece of his wife Laura Gallacher giving birth - with a shortbread version of her vagina as the centrepiece

The group, also including  Dexter actor John Lithgow, Olympian Hannah Cockroft and comedian Jon Richardson were tasked with baking their 'finest performance' in 3D.

A whimsical Russell was quick to tell his colleagues that he was making a vagina, in homage to his wife, their two daughters and the miracle of birth.  

He said: 'The female plays an integral role in the process of childbirth.

'That's why it was a good performance because of my acceptance in a secondary role.'

Task The group, also including Dexter actor John Lithgow, Olympian Hannah Cockroft and comedian Jon Richardson were tasked with baking their 'finest performance' in 3D

GBBO judge Prue Leith, 79, couldn't contain her shock, saying: 'You have got this great big vagina. It all sounds extraordinary.'

Paul Hollywood, 53, added: 'I have never heard of a biscuit quite like it.'

As he walked up to the laughing judges with his creation, he said: 'I tried to capture the moment of my second daughter's birth

'The central piece is my wife, the four aspects of her, I wanted it to be expressionist, demonstrating birth but in shortbread.

Interesting: As he walked up to the laughing judges with his creation, he said: 'I tried to capture the moment of my second daughter's birth'

Tribute: Russell shares his daughters with Laura Gallacher, who is the sister of presenter Kirsty 

Explanation: 'I know you wanted 24 Prue, but would you take a glance at that labia and tell me that's not adequate?' as the judges burst into laughter'

Lol: The judges and presenters couldn't contain their laughter at the biscuit vagina

'But around her the vagina, from which we all enter into this life 

'I know you wanted 24 Prue, but would you take a glance at that labia and tell me that's not adequate?' as the judges burst into laughter

The biscuits were quickly lauded by the judges with Prue branding them: 'Complex, interesting, funny, they really are fantastically good

Paul added: 'Well baked, delicious' and Russell was crowned Star Baker.   

Praise: The biscuits were quickly lauded by the judges with Prue branding them: 'Complex, interesting, funny, they really are fantastically good

Winner: Russell won that week's star baker for his creation 

Wow: Fans quickly went wild for the hilarious moment with one writing: 'Russell Brand making a vagina biscuit is TV gold'

Fans quickly went wild for the hilarious moment with one writing: 'Russell Brand making a vagina biscuit is TV gold.'

While another added: 'Russell is making a vagina out of biscuits and John Lithgow is doing Yoda's voice for Noel Fielding. Never would have happened on the BBC.'    

Another wrote: 'Is Russell brand seriously making a Vagina biscuit on bake off im pmsl.'   

One follower added: 'I can actually feel the Ofcom overtime budget depleting rapidly.'

 

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Main photo article He is a legendary comedian who has won millions of fans with his off-the-wall humour.
And Russell Brand left Celebrity Great British Bake Off viewers rolling in the aisles on Tuesday as he triumphed with some extremely quirky biscuits inspired by his wife’s genitalia.
In perhaps the oddest...

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