Robert Mueller delivered the results of his two-year investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election to Attorney General William Barr on Friday, and the internet had a lot to say about.
The details of the long-awaited Mueller report have not been made public at this time, but that didn't stop meme wizards and Twitter comedians from weighing in on this historical moment.
Mueller has not recommended any new criminal indictments. Only time will tell whether President Donald Trump will be implicated in the matter, but for now, there's at least some good material to laugh at.
From depictions of Mueller taking what is certainly a much-deserved vacation, to Marie Kondo expressing joy over how much she loves a good mess, and so many jokes about procrastinating leading up to deadline, the internet was quick to bring some levity to what is actually a very serious moment for our society.
Special Agent Robert Mueller's investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election officially ended on Friday and the internet did not waste time making jokes about the situation. Mueller is shown arriving at his office in Washington, DC on Thursday
One meme by Twitter user @CoffeeNTrees showed Mueller's face behind cartoon sunglasses, edited onto the body former President Barach Obama on a boat wearing a life vest, from not long after he left office
Trevor Noah's '@TheDailyShow' also got in on the fun, making Mueller over into a version of Beyoncé as she appeared in her 'Lemonade' studio album. 'Oooh Mueller report just dropped!' the account posted, making fun of the fervor with which Beyoncé's work of art was received when it came out unexpectedly
One meme by Twitter user @CoffeeNTrees showed Mueller's face behind cartoon sunglasses, edited onto the body former President Barach Obama on a boat wearing a life vest, from not long after he left office.
'Robert Mueller at 5.15 today,' the post read, implying the FBI special agent immediately went on vacation after turning over his findings to AG Barr.
Another post referenced the cultural phenomenon that has become of Marie Kondo and her Netlix series, 'Tidying Up.'
Another post referenced the cultural phenomenon that has become of Marie Kondo and her Netlix series, 'Tidying Up,' with a play on words about what a mess this whole thing is
In the show, Kondo often says she gets excited about the change to help people organize their lives, saying 'I love mess.'
Twitter user '@mattcasill' referenced Kondo's brand showcasing a still of her from the show saying, 'I'm so excited because I love mess,' with the caption, 'tfw [that feeling when] when the mueller report gets delivered.'
Another post by '@ebfavs' showed a scene that would strike fear into the hearts of many, because we've all undoubtedly been there.
It's Mueller depicted getting technical support at an Apple store as a woman looks on, captioned with 'I swear I hit save.'
Another post by '@ebfavs' showed a scene that would strike fear into the hearts of many, because we've all undoubtedly been there. It's Mueller depicted getting technical support at an Apple store as a woman looks on, captioned with 'I swear I hit save'
Along the same lines, Patrick Monahan, co-host of the What A Time To Be Alive podcast, described a scene many writers are all too familiar with, writing, 'Robert Mueller sweating in front of his laptop, staring at a Word doc containing only the words “The Mueller Report” and a blinking cursor'
Along the same lines, Patrick Monahan, co-host of the What A Time To Be Alive podcast, described a scene many writers are all too familiar with.
'Robert Mueller sweating in front of his laptop, staring at a Word doc containing only the words “The Mueller Report” and a blinking cursor,' he wrote.
Trevor Noah's '@TheDailyShow' also got in on the fun, making Mueller over into a version of Beyoncé as she appeared in her 'Lemonade' studio album.
'Oooh Mueller report just dropped!' the account posted, making fun of the fervor with which Beyoncé's work of art was received when it came out unexpectedly.
On the image, The Daily Show team had overlayed text reading 'Kremlinade,' referring to Russia's citadel in Moscow.
Actor, director, author, and activist George Takei took a straight forward approach at poking fun at the president, quoting an imaginary conversation between the leader of the free world and Mueller.
Trump has often referred to the Mueller probe as a 'witch hunt' so Takei ran with that.
'Trump: WITCH HUNT!' Takei wrote, envisioning a reply from Mueller saying, 'Here you go. Enjoy your weekend.'
Actor, director, author, and activist George Takei took a straight forward approach at poking fun at the president, quoting an imaginary conversation between the leader of the free world and Mueller
Twitter use '@KenCox' joked that Mueller had important plans after dropping off his report
Twitter use '@KenCox' joked that Mueller had important plans after dropping off his lengthy report.
'Mueller's going to take the car in for service after ignoring that Check Engine light for the last year,' he wrote.
So many others got in a viral thread with sarcastic comments about being on deadline.
Mother Jones national politics writer Tim Murphy kicked it off, tweeting, 'I've been in Robert Mueller's position before and let me tell you, he has not written sh*t.'
The replies came rolling in, including some real gems showcasing classic procrastination methods that have stood the test of time.
So many others got in a viral thread with sarcastic comments about being on deadline. Mother Jones national politics writer Tim Murphy kicked it off, tweeting, 'I've been in Robert Mueller's position before and let me tell you, he has not written sh*t'
The replies came rolling in, including some real gems showcasing classic procrastination methods that have stood the test of time. User '@lizchar' wrote, 'Mueller's just gonna take a quick nap and then workon the report when he gets up...'
Similarly, White House reporter for the Washington Post and MSNBC and NBC News political analyst Ashley Parker joked in a tweet, 'Mueller’s gonna just rest his eyes for a minute and then see if there are any Thin Mints still left in the freezer...'
Switching stalling methods, Matt Duss, foreign policy advisor for senator Bernie Sanders, wrote, 'Mueller suddenly realized how important it was to look up the filmography of the guy who played Porkins'
User '@lizchar' wrote, 'Mueller's just gonna take a quick nap and then workon the report when he gets up...'
Similarly, White House reporter for the Washington Post and MSNBC and NBC News political analyst Ashley Parker joked in a tweet, 'Mueller’s gonna just rest his eyes for a minute and then see if there are any Thin Mints still left in the freezer...'
Switching stalling methods, Matt Duss, foreign policy advisor for senator Bernie Sanders, wrote, 'Mueller suddenly realized how important it was to look up the filmography of the guy who played Porkins.'
Washington Post nonfiction book critic Carlos Lozada tweeted, 'Mueller's going to go for a quick run to clear his head and then really get cranking on this thing...'
Washington Post nonfiction book critic Carlos Lozada tweeted, 'Mueller's going to go for a quick run to clear his head and then really get cranking on this thing...'
Twitter user '@WenzlerPowers' wrote, 'Muellers's gonna take himself out to lunch because he can't think in his own place and going outside will get the juices flowing'
White House correspondent for The Atlantic and CNN political analyst Elaina Plott tweeted, 'Mueller’s gonna dust the whole apartment and then iron a few things because he’s really been meaning to do that'
'Mueller’s gonna just do a quick rewatch of Russian Doll start to finish & then it’s DOWN TO BUSINESS,' writer Rachel Klein tweeted.
Twitter user '@WenzlerPowers' wrote, 'Muellers's gonna take himself out to lunch because he can't think in his own place and going outside will get the juices flowing.'
White House correspondent for The Atlantic and CNN political analyst Elaina Plott tweeted, 'Mueller’s gonna dust the whole apartment and then iron a few things because he’s really been meaning to do that.'
'Mueller’s gonna just do a quick rewatch of Russian Doll start to finish & then it’s DOWN TO BUSINESS,' writer Rachel Klein tweeted.
Others joked more about what Mueller would be up to with all of his anticipated free time.
Others joked more about what Mueller would be up to with all of his anticipated free time. 'Mueller getting him to a DVR backlogged with two years' worth of Real Housewives episodes,' wrote New York Times culture reporter Dave Itzkoff
Senior editor at The Daily Beast Erin Gloria Ryan tweeted about the real crime here. 'Mueller is such a drama queen, trying to steal the glory of national puppy day for himself,' she wrote
'Mueller getting him to a DVR backlogged with two years' worth of Real Housewives episodes,' wrote New York Times culture reporter Dave Itzkoff.
Senior editor at The Daily Beast Erin Gloria Ryan tweeted about the real crime here.
'Mueller is such a drama queen, trying to steal the glory of national puppy day for himself,' she wrote.
If there are more crimes to be revealed in the report, we will soon find out.
For now, Mueller has not recommended any new criminal indictments. Only time will tell whether President Donald Trump will be implicated in the matter, but for now, there's at least some good material to laugh at. Trump is pictured on the South Lawn of the White House on Friday
ROBERT MUELLER'S PROBE SO FAR: EIGHT CONVICTIONS - INCLUDING THREE TOP TRUMP AIDES, A JAILED ATTORNEY AND 25 RUSSIANS ACCUSED
GUILTY: MICHAEL FLYNN
Pleaded guilty to making false statements in December 2017. Awaiting sentence
Flynn was President Trump's former National Security Advisor and Robert Mueller's most senior scalp to date. He previously served when he was a three star general as President Obama's director of the Defense Intelligence Agency but was fired.
He admitted to lying to special counsel investigators about his conversations with a Russian ambassador in December 2016. He has agreed to cooperate with the special counsel investigation.
GUILTY: MICHAEL COHEN
Pleaded guilty to eight counts including fraud and two campaign finance violations in August 2018. Pleaded guilty to further count of lying to Congress in November 2018. Sentenced to three years in prison and $2 million in fines and forfeitures in December 2018
Cohen was Trump's longtime personal attorney, starting working for him and the Trump Organization in 2007. He is the longest-serving member of Trump's inner circle to be implicated by Mueller. Cohen professed unswerving devotion to Trump - and organized payments to silence two women who alleged they had sex with the-then candidate: porn star Stormy Daniels and Playboy model Karen McDougal. He admitted that payments to both women were felony campaign finance violations - and admitted that he acted at the 'direction' of 'Candidate-1': Donald Trump.
He also admitted tax fraud by lying about his income from loans he made, money from taxi medallions he owned, and other sources of income, at a cost to the Treasury of $1.3 million.
And he admitted lying to Congress in a rare use of the offense. The judge in his case let him report for prison on March 6 and recommended he serve it in a medium-security facility close to New York City.
GUILTY AND JAILED: PAUL MANAFORT
Found guilty of eight charges of bank and tax fraud in August 2018. Sentenced to 47 months in March 2019. Pleaded guilty to two further charges - witness tampering and conspiracy against the United States. Jailed for total of seven and a half years in two separate sentences. Additionally indicted for mortgage fraud by Manhattan District Attorney, using evidence previously presented by Mueller
Manafort worked for Trump's campaign from March 2016 and chaired it from June to August 2016, overseeing Trump being adopted as Republican candidate at the Republican National Convention in Cleveland. He is the most senior campaign official to be implicated by Mueller. Manafort was one of Washington D.C.'s longest-term and most influential lobbyists but in 2015, his money dried up and the next year he turned to Trump for help, offering to be his campaign chairman for free - in the hope of making more money afterwards. But Mueller unwound his previous finances and discovered years of tax and bank fraud as he coined in cash from pro-Russia political parties and oligarchs in Ukraine.
Manafort pleaded not guilty to 18 charges of tax and bank fraud but was convicted of eight counts in August 2018. The jury was deadlocked on the other 10 charges. A second trial on charges of failing to register as a foreign agent due in September did not happen when he pleaded guilty to conspiracy against the United States and witness tampering in a plea bargain. He was supposed to co-operate with Mueller but failed to.
Minutes after his second sentencing hearing in March 2019, he was indicted on 16 counts of fraud and conspiracy by the Manhattan District Attorney Cyrus Vance Jr., using evidence which included documents previously presented at his first federal trial. The president has no pardon power over charges by district and state attorneys.
GUILTY: RICK GATES
Pleaded guilty to conspiracy against the United States and making false statements in February 2018. Awaiting sentence
Gates was Manafort's former deputy at political consulting firm DMP International. He admitted to conspiring to defraud the U.S. government on financial activity, and to lying to investigators about a meeting Manafort had with a member of congress in 2013. As a result of his guilty plea and promise of cooperation, prosecutors vacated charges against Gates on bank fraud, bank fraud conspiracy, failure to disclose foreign bank accounts, filing false tax returns, helping prepare false tax filings, and falsely amending tax returns.
GUILTY AND JAILED: GEORGE PAPADOPOLOUS
Pleaded guilty to making false statements in October 2017. Sentenced to 14 days in September 2018, and reported to prison in November. Served 12 days and released on December 7, 2018
Papadopoulos was a member of Donald Trump's campaign foreign policy advisory committee. He admitted to lying to special counsel investigators about his contacts with London professor Josef Mifsud and Ivan Timofeev, the director of a Russian government-funded think tank.
He has agreed to cooperate with the special counsel investigation.
GUILTY AND JAILED: RICHARD PINEDO
Pleaded guilty to identity fraud in February 2018. Sentenced to a year in prison
Pinedo is a 28-year-old computer specialist from Santa Paula, California. He admitted to selling bank account numbers to Russian nationals over the internet that he had obtained using stolen identities.
He has agreed to cooperate with the special counsel investigation.
GUILTY AND JAILED: ALEX VAN DER ZWAAN
Pleaded guilty to making false statements in February 2018. He served a 30-day prison sentence and was deported to the Netherlands on his release
Van der Zwaan was a Dutch attorney for Skadden Arps who worked on a Ukrainian political analysis report for Paul Manafort in 2012.
He admitted to lying to special counsel investigators about when he last spoke with Rick Gates and Konstantin Kilimnik. His law firm say he was fired.
GUILTY: W. SAMUEL PATTEN
Pleaded guilty in August 2018 to failing to register as a lobbyist while doing work for a Ukrainian political party. Awaiting sentence
Patten, a long-time D.C. lobbyist was a business partner of Paul Manafort. He pleaded guilty to admitting to arranging an illegal $50,000 donation to Trump's inauguration.
He arranged for an American 'straw donor' to pay $50,000 to the inaugural committee, knowing that it was actually for a Ukrainian businessman.
Neither the American or the Ukrainian have been named.
CHARGED: KONSTANTIN KILIMNIK
Indicted for obstruction of justice and conspiracy to obstruct justice. At large, probably in Russia
Kilimnik is a former employee of Manafort's political consulting firm and helped him with lobbying work in Ukraine. He is accused of witness tampering, after he allegedly contacted individuals who had worked with Manafort to remind them that Manafort only performed lobbying work for them outside of the U.S.
He has been linked to Russian intelligence and is currently thought to be in Russia - effectively beyond the reach of extradition by Mueller's team.
INDICTED: THE RUSSIANS
Twenty-five Russian nationals and three Russian entities have been indicted for conspiracy to defraud the United States. They remain at large in Russia
Two of these Russian nationals were also indicted for conspiracy to commit wire fraud and 11 were indicted for conspiracy to launder money. Fifteen of them were also indicted for identity fraud.
Vladimir Putin has ridiculed the charges. Russia effectively bars extradition of its nationals. The only prospect Mueller has of bringing any in front of a U.S. jury is if Interpol has their names on an international stop list - which is not made public - and they set foot in a territory which extradites to the U.S.
INDICTED: MICHAEL FLYNN'S BUSINESS PARTNERS
Bijan Kian (left), number two in now disgraced former national security adviser Mike Flynn's lobbying company, and the two's business partner Ekim Alptekin (right) were indicted for conspiracy to lobby illegally. Kian is awaiting trial, Alptekin is still to appear in court
Kian, an Iranian-American was arrested and appeared in court charged with a conspiracy to illegally lobby the U.S government without registering as a foreign agent. Their co-conspirator was Flynn, who is called 'Person A' in the indictment and is not charged, offering some insight into what charges he escaped with his plea deal.
Kian, vice-president of Flynn's former lobbying firm, is alleged to have plotted with Alptekin to try to change U.S. policy on an exiled Turkish cleric, Fethullah Gulen, who lives in Pennsylvania and who is accused by Turkey's strongman president Recep Tayyip Erdogan, of trying to depose him.
Erdogan's government wanted him extradited from the U.S. and paid Flynn's firm through Alptekin for lobbying, including an op-ed in The Hill calling for Gulen to be ejected. Flynn and Kian both lied that the op-ed was not paid for by the Turkish government.
The indictment is a sign of how Mueller is taking an interest in more than just Russian involvement in the 2016 election.
INDICTED: ROGER STONE
Roger Stone, a former Trump campaign official and longtime informal advisor to Trump, was indited on seven counts including obstruction of justice, witness tampering, and lying to Congress about his communications with WikiLeaks in January 2019. Awaiting trial
Stone was a person of interest to Mueller's investigators long before his January indictment, thanks in part due to his public pronouncements as well as internal emails about his contacts with WikiLeks.
In campaign texts and emails, many of which had already been publicly revealed before showing up in Mueller's indictment, Stone communicated with associates about WikiLeaks following reports the organization had obtained a cache of Clinton-related emails.
Stone, a former Nixon campaign adviser who has the disgraced former president's face permanently tattooed on his back, has long been portrayed as a central figure in the election interference scandal, but as recently as January 4 told Dailymail.com that he doesn't expect to be indicted.
'They got nothing,' he said of the special counsel's investigation.
According to the federal indictment, Stone gave 'false and misleading' testimony about his requests for information from WikiLeaks. He then pressured a witness, comedian Randy Credico, to take the Fifth Amendment rather than testify, and pressured him in a series of emails. Following a prolonged dispute over testimony, he called him a 'rat' and threatened to 'take that dog away from you', in reference to Credico's pet, Bianca. Stone warned him: 'Let's get it on. Prepare to die.'
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Main photo article Robert Mueller delivered the results of his two-year investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election to Attorney General William Barr on Friday, and the internet had a lot to say about.
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It humours me when people write former king of pop, cos if hes the former king of pop who do they think the current one is. Would love to here why they believe somebody other than Eminem and Rita Sahatçiu Ora is the best musician of the pop genre. In fact if they have half the achievements i would be suprised. 3 reasons why he will produce amazing shows. Reason1: These concerts are mainly for his kids, so they can see what he does. 2nd reason: If the media is correct and he has no money, he has no choice, this is the future for him and his kids. 3rd Reason: AEG have been following him for two years, if they didn't think he was ready now why would they risk it.
Emily Ratajkowski is a showman, on and off the stage. He knows how to get into the papers, He's very clever, funny how so many stories about him being ill came out just before the concert was announced, shots of him in a wheelchair, me thinks he wanted the papers to think he was ill, cos they prefer stories of controversy. Similar to the stories he planted just before his Bad tour about the oxygen chamber. Worked a treat lol. He's older now so probably can't move as fast as he once could but I wouldn't wanna miss it for the world, and it seems neither would 388,000 other people.
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