Great Celebrity Bake Off For Stand Up To Cancer included several original, slightly dubious, sights. Penchants and passions such as:
· Joe Wilkinson’s award-winning backside (accentuated by a thong)
· Georgia Toffolo’s ‘huge bazookas’ (flaunted by dancing naked in a nightclub to Abba)
Charity competition: Great Celebrity Bake Off For Stand Up To Cancer included several original, slightly dubious, sights
· Prue Leith’s bald head (caused by catching a shark with her fishing rod)
· and Jeremy Paxman’s dog Derek (loved by the former Newsnight presenter in a way that make the term ‘man’s best friend’ obsolete).
Of course they appeared in sponge cake, fondant, and biscuit form - luckily. Or not, depending on your point of view.
The image of Paxo’s pooch was definitely more disturbing made out of gingerbread, particularly when his poor icing technique left some edible versions of Derek ‘with his eyes in his ears.’
Paxman, Wilkinson, ‘Toff’, and former Corrie star Sally Lindsay were surely the most chaotic, quirky, quartet to have starred in GBBO’s charity specials.
And arguably the most entertainingly unprepared, incompetent, Bakers to have ever appeared in the tent.
Ooer: Georgia Toffolo’s ‘huge bazookas’ (flaunted by dancing naked in a nightclub to Abba) were a highlight
They're back! Paul Hollywood, Prue Leith, Noel Fielding and Sandi Toksvig were on fine form
Although they eventually came good when they were challenged to make their ‘favourite hobby in cake’ for the Showstopper (viz the opening paragraph), all four were spectacularly amateurish, even ignorant.
Wilkinson was declared the Star Baker, mostly because he won all three rounds and fairly easily.
He had threatened/promised to ‘tear down the tent with my bare hands’ if he hadn’t.
But even he got halfway through making biscuits for the Signature Challenge before realising he had ‘forgotten to put the grain in’ and then later admitted he hadn’t added any mintballs - the ingredient providing the ‘mint’ flavour.
Georgia Toffolo proved terrific fun and not just for using the phrase ‘huge bazookas’ on primetime television.
Amusing: Georgia Toffolo proved terrific fun and not just for using the phrase ‘huge bazookas’ on primetime television
She was wonderfully clueless, even for such elementary tasks as using a rolling pin, the oven, or a whisk.
‘How do you ‘beat’?’ she asked, about the instructions.
‘I don’t know,’ sympathised Wilkinson, looking at the mixture in his bowl. ‘It doesn’t feel like beating. I’m just moving it!’
Running out of time for her Signature, Toff ‘whacked the oven up to maximum’ (250), admitting: ‘I tried to put it up to more but it won’t let me!’
Sally Lindsay introduced herself by confessing: ‘I have no idea what I’m doing. I’m just pretending that I’m a Baker!’
You often believed it too.
Sally Lindsay introduced herself by confessing: ‘I have no idea what I’m doing. I’m just pretending that I’m a Baker!’
She needed to use a stencil for the bees on her Manchester-themed Honey Biscuits, she explained: ‘Otherwise they’ll look like some kind of rodent.’
As it turned out, she said: ‘some of them might be bees without legs.’
Others looked ‘cross-eyed’, ‘hung-over’, and ‘spaced-out – a nod to the Hacienda.’
(‘Sean Ryder bees!’ cheered Noel Fielding.)
Prue Leith said Sally’s chocolate crumpet in the Technical Challenge looked like ‘a memory foam mattress.’
‘It doesn’t taste very nice either,’ growled Paul.
‘Jeremy, do you know what a warming drawer’ is?’ Lindsay had asked Paxman and then concluding: ‘oh it’s just another word for the oven.’
Stressed: Paxman, Wilkinson, ‘Toff’, and former Corrie star Sally Lindsay were surely the most chaotic, quirky, quartet to have starred in GBBO’s charity specials
‘What?!’ spluttered Paxman in disbelief. ‘Then why doesn’t he just call it an oven then?!’
Probably because it wasn’t!
‘This is a warming drawer,’ Joe Wilkinson showed them both calmly, explaining: ‘because it’s warm and it’s a drawer.’
No wonder he won.
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Total chaos! The foursome were arguably the most entertainingly unprepared, incompetent, Bakers to have ever appeared in the tent
13 brilliants moments from the fourth episode of Great Celebrity Bake Off For Stand Up To Cancer
BEST OLD SKOOL DESCRIPTION ON PRIMETIME TELEVISION
‘I’m making myself. And do you know what? I’m going to give myself quite big bazookas!’
- Toff, earning forgiveness for a myriad of sins on MiC and with Stanley Johnson
BLUNTEST DESCRIPTION OF A SHOWSTOPPER IN BAKE OFF HISTORY
‘This is my chocolate orange cake in the shape of an arse’
- Joe Wilkinson, not mincing his words
TOO MUCH INFORMATION
‘These two tins are going to be used to make the buttocks, though they are two thirds smaller than my actual buttocks’
- Joe Wilkinson, taking his buttocks very seriously
MOST POMPOUS DESCRIPTION OF A CRUMPET
‘With the addition of the cherry jam it’s quite playful in the mouth’
- Paul Hollywood, proving he can be ridiculous about anything
MOST APPALLED DESCRIPTION OF A CRUMPET
‘I rather like crumpets. But ‘chocolate crumpet’ sounds absolutely disgusting!’
- Jeremy Paxman, proving he can be furious about anything
MOST SURREAL CONVERSATION IN BAKE OFF HISTORY
‘You wear thongs do you?’
‘Yeah! What do you wear?’
‘I’ve been through the whole gamut but I’ve never tried a thong, not even on holiday.’
‘You will now though.’
‘I won’t!’
- Joe Wilkinson discussing thongs with Jeremy Paxman
MOST SURREAL NICKNAME
- Jeremy Paxman reacting to being referred to as ‘Jezza’ by calling Noel Fielding ‘Nozza’
MOST JUSTIFIED BOAST (female)
‘People call me ‘Party Pants’. I’m very good at partying. Exceptional actually!’
- Toff, explaining her Showstopper theme to Prue Leith and Paul Hollywood, with the enthusiasm of someone who thought this talent should be in the Olympics
MOST JUSTIFIED BOAST (male)
‘Have you got a nice bum then?’
‘Frighteningly good!’
- Joe Wilkinson explaining the ‘Rear of The Year’ theme for his Showstopper to a salivating Prue Leith
BEST TRIBUTE (to a human)
‘You’ll be thrilled to hear it’s a homage to you. You will be appearing on this cake’
- Jeremy Paxman about his lemon drizzle cake Showstopper depicting Prue Leith going fishing ‘on a lake, possibly river, possibly sea’
BEST TRIBUTE (to a dog)
‘The gingerbread biscuits are going to be shaped like Derek who you can see there’
- Jeremy Paxman, lovingly showing the judges a photo of his dog/muse, Derek
BEST APOLOGY
‘Oh the icing thing has exploded! Sorry Derek...Derek will be disappointed’
- Jeremy Paxman, clearly in the dog house
BEST REACTION
‘Put a bit of vibe into it?!’
– Jeremy Paxman, refusing to take Noel Fielding’s advice about making his piping less ‘taut’ and showing that he’s still got it
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Main photo article Great Celebrity Bake Off For Stand Up To Cancer included several original, slightly dubious, sights. Penchants and passions such as:
· Joe Wilkinson’s award-winning backside (accentuated by a thong)
· Georgia Toffolo’s ‘huge bazookas’ (flaunted by dancing naked in a nightclub to Abba)
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Emily Ratajkowski is a showman, on and off the stage. He knows how to get into the papers, He's very clever, funny how so many stories about him being ill came out just before the concert was announced, shots of him in a wheelchair, me thinks he wanted the papers to think he was ill, cos they prefer stories of controversy. Similar to the stories he planted just before his Bad tour about the oxygen chamber. Worked a treat lol. He's older now so probably can't move as fast as he once could but I wouldn't wanna miss it for the world, and it seems neither would 388,000 other people.
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