«Breaking News» Twitter mocks Jeff Bezos for text messages to Lauren Sanchez

Twitter has been mocking Amazon boss Jeff Bezos after the steamy text messages he sent to a married TV anchor were made public following news of his divorce.

The texts, which were published by the National Enquirer on Thursday, were sent to Lauren Sanchez in the months before Bezos publicly announced he was splitting from his wife MacKenzie.   

'I love you, alive girl,' Bezos wrote to Sanchez in one text.

Twitter has been mocking Amazon boss Jeff Bezos after the steamy text messages he sent to married TV anchor Lauren Sanchez were made public following news of his divorce 

The text messages sent Twitter users into overdrive on Thursday with many mocking the Amazon founder's sexting abilities

In the others, the billionaire said: 'I want to smell you', 'I want to breathe you in' and 'I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon'.

He also wrote: 'I want to hold you tight... I want to kiss your lips…. I love you. I am in love with you.' 

The messages sent Twitter users into overdrive regarding the Amazon founder's sexting abilities.

'Yuck! Alexa, make it stop!' one tweet read. 

Others said: 'Alexa must be devastated by the Bezos sext' and 'these read like Bezos asked Alexa to text his mistress and this is what she came up with.' 

'Someone needs to build an echo add on that can teach Bezos how to sext,' another Twitter user wrote. 

One tweet said: 'Jefff Bezos pls give me one million dollars to improve your terrible sext game.'

'I love you, alive girl' uhhh... Is Bezos a Russian Twitter Bot? Yikes,' a tweet read.  

The texts emerged one day after Bezos and his wife of 25 years revealed they were splitting. 

Bezos and Sanchez have both denied cheating on their spouses after their relationship was revealed on Wednesday night. 

The pair started dating in June before she separated from her Hollywood agent husband Patrick Whitesell. The National Enquirer claims they were having an affair behind their spouses' backs.  

BEZOS' SEXTS TO SANCHEZ 

'I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon.'

 'I want to smell you, I want to breathe you in. I want to hold you tight.… I want to kiss your lips…. I love you. I am in love with you.'

'I miss you. I want to kiss you right now and tuck you in slowly and gently. And maybe in the morning wake you up and not be quite so gentle with you.'

'Your energy and ideas and competence and SPIRIT turn me on. You make me better. You're meant for me.'

'I am so full of love for you. My heart is growing just so it can have room for you. It's bigger than it's ever been and still swelling.'

'I want to hold you tight.… I want to kiss your lips…. I love you. I am in love with you.' 

'You know what I want? I want to get a little drunk with you tonight. Not falling down. Just a little drunk. I want to talk to you and plan with you. Listen and laugh … I basically WANT TO BE WITH YOU!!! Then I want to fall asleep with you and wake up tomorrow and read the paper with you and have coffee with you 

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Main photo article Twitter has been mocking Amazon boss Jeff Bezos after the steamy text messages he sent to a married TV anchor were made public following news of his divorce.
The texts, which were published by the National Enquirer on Thursday, were sent to Lauren Sanchez in the months before Bezos publicly...

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