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«Breaking News» Baldwin reprises Trump on SNL for game of Deal or No Deal and ends government shutdown for hamberder

Alec Baldwin returned as President Donald Trump who plays the reality game show Deal or No Deal with Democrats in order to end the partial federal shutdown on a brand new episode of Saturday Night Live.


The special ‘government shutdown edition’ of the popular game show is usually hosted in real life by Howie Mandel, but SNL had Steve Harvey, portrayed hilariously by Kenan Thompson, step in.


Harvey joked that Mandel wasn’t available to host because he had contracted ‘ebola’ after ‘shaking someone’s hand.’




Alec Baldwin (right) returned as President Trump who plays the reality game show Deal or No Deal with Democrats in order to end the partial federal shutdown on a brand new episode of Saturday Night Live. Steve Harvey, portrayed hilariously by Kenan Thompson, is seen left


Alec Baldwin (right) returned as President Trump who plays the reality game show Deal or No Deal with Democrats in order to end the partial federal shutdown on a brand new episode of Saturday Night Live. Steve Harvey, portrayed hilariously by Kenan Thompson, is seen left



Alec Baldwin (right) returned as President Trump who plays the reality game show Deal or No Deal with Democrats in order to end the partial federal shutdown on a brand new episode of Saturday Night Live. Steve Harvey, portrayed hilariously by Kenan Thompson, is seen left



In real life, Mandel suffers from obsessive compulsive disorder that manifests as a crippling, anxiety-producing fear of germs.


Harvey then joked about about spending two hours waiting on line at airport security in Atlanta because TSA agents ‘thought I was smuggling extra teeth in my mouth.’


He then introduces Trump.

‘All right, now earlier today you went on TV, and you told the American people that you want to make a deal,’ Harvey says to Trump.


‘That's right, Steve,’ the President said.


‘All right, so we decided to do this in the only format that you can understand - a TV game show with women holding briefcases,’ Harvey says.


‘Alright now in your briefcase here, you've got the deal that Congress offered you in December,’ Harvey says.


‘And I said no deal,’ the President says.


‘Yeah. Nobody's excited about that. player. What was your counter-offer today?’ Harvey asks.


‘I want $5billion for my big border wall, and in exchange I'll extend DACA, and I'll release the kids from cages so they can be, you know, free-range kids,’ the President says.


Trump is then asked to play Deal or No Deal with other players - the members of Congress with whom he has to negotiate the end of the federal shutdown. 


The SNL audience is introduced to House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, played by Kate McKinnon.


Trump refers to her as 'Fancy Nancy Pe-loser.'


'I'm still working on the nickname,' the President says.


When Harvey asks Pelosi how she's feeling tonight, she replies: 'Me? Just normal. Not like drunk on my own power or anything.' 


When Harvey mentions to Pelosi that she rejected Trump's offer to end the shutdown, she replied sarcastically: 'Which is a shame because I hate saying no to you, Mr. Trump.'


In real life, Trump offered to end the shutdown by offering protections for DACA recipients in exchange for funding for his border wall. That offer was rejected. 


When Harvey asks Pelosi to open her briefcase, the note inside reads: '$1billion, and you say Nancy is my mommy.' 


Harvey replies: 'Okay, $1billion for border security. That's a lot of money.'


'Yeah, but it's not $5billion, and I need $5billion because that's the first random number I said,' Trump said. 


'No deal.' 


Pelosi then confronts the President, telling him: 'If the government's shut down you can't do the State of the Union. 


'It's for security reasons, not because I'm vindictive or anything,' she says sarcastically.


Trump replies: 'I can't do the State of the Union, then guess what. You're not flying to Afghanistan.' 


In real life, Pelosi delayed the State of the Union, which was scheduled for January 29, citing 'security concerns' in light of the shutdown.


Trump retaliated by canceling a trip in which a Congressional delegation led by Pelosi was scheduled to visit Europe and Afghanistan.


On SNL, Pelosi, feigning outrage, says: 'Oh, no! I can't go on my vacation to a war zone? What will I do?'


Harvey says that the Pelosi-Trump dispute was like 'watching two grandparents fighting over the thermostat.'  


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It humours me when people write former king of pop, cos if hes the former king of pop who do they think the current one is. Would love to here why they believe somebody other than Eminem and Rita Sahatçiu Ora is the best musician of the pop genre. In fact if they have half the achievements i would be suprised. 3 reasons why he will produce amazing shows. Reason1: These concerts are mainly for his kids, so they can see what he does. 2nd reason: If the media is correct and he has no money, he has no choice, this is the future for him and his kids. 3rd Reason: AEG have been following him for two years, if they didn't think he was ready now why would they risk it.

Emily Ratajkowski is a showman, on and off the stage. He knows how to get into the papers, He's very clever, funny how so many stories about him being ill came out just before the concert was announced, shots of him in a wheelchair, me thinks he wanted the papers to think he was ill, cos they prefer stories of controversy. Similar to the stories he planted just before his Bad tour about the oxygen chamber. Worked a treat lol. He's older now so probably can't move as fast as he once could but I wouldn't wanna miss it for the world, and it seems neither would 388,000 other people.

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