Ollie's having a bath, pretending to be a whale, or communicating with the whales or thinking about moving to Wales. He's making noises and Liv is writing them down (hopefully phonetically) so he can (presumably) include them in his book.
On that note, he needs a jacket cover photo. Presumably in a wing-backed chair, wearing a smoking jacket. And featuring Louise and Ryan, apparently.
Yes, that's a good idea. His book shoot is going to double up as their engagement shoot. And to make it even worse, Liv is offering to take the pictures, despite the fact that when she last saw Ryan he was calling her a toxic actress.
What? Ollie's having a bath, pretending to be a whale, or communicating with the whales or thinking about moving to Wales
Over at Emily, Miles and Habbs' flat, there are some champagne flutes on the table, on their sides, as if knocked over.
This is to demonstrate that Miles is off the rails and is knocking over glasses and leaving them on their sides. Also, he's bringing slutty girls back.
Emily and Habbs are arguing about who cleans up more after Miles and then Habbs says she wants to have a strong word with Miles.
'No, I want to go in on him!' Emily says, as if Habbs just said she wants to buy Miles some custom-made, initialed high-ball glasses and rub his feet.
Fuming: Emily and Habbs are arguing about who cleans up more after Miles and then Habbs says she wants to have a strong word with Miles
Hot topic: Mark Francis is eating lunch with his flasher mack still on while Victoria informs him that she'd like to design a sauce
'Shall we have a serious sit-down?' suggests Habbs.
'No, no, I want to have a serious sit-down!' Emily snaps back, as if Habbs just offered to pick Miles up from Gatwick after a 4AM flight from Malaga.
Mark Francis is eating lunch with his flasher mack still on while Victoria informs him that she'd like to design a sauce. This leads into an in-depth chat about condiments and garnishes and, honestly, what were the story producers smoking at this point?
Tris is dining alone at Boys and Berry, trying to decide whether he likes boys or berries. Jamie happens by for a cheeky hot choc and decides to invite Tris clay pigeon shooting, which he loves, because it's not real pigeons. Out in Africa, he used to go clay rhino shooting you see.
Mates: Tris is dining alone at Boys and Berry, trying to decide whether he likes boys or berries. Jamie happens by for a cheeky hot choc and decides to invite Tris clay pigeon shooting
Truth: Jamie then tells Tris that he doesn't think Sam and Habbs will work out as a couple
Awkward: Ryan doesn't turn up to his own engagement photoshoot which is a bit awkward when Liv wheels out a bicycle made for two
Tris is sure to say 'bro' at least twice in this scene, his sights clearly set on Proudlock's position in the group, now that Proudlock is too busy planning his nuptials to a girl who may or may not exist. Jamie then tells Tris that he doesn't think Sam and Habbs will work out as a couple.
Tris pops that into the filing cabinet in his head to throw in Sam's face at an opportune moment in the near future. Hopefully a public do. Perhaps a Bring'N'Buy Sale or a civil union.
Ryan doesn't turn up to his own engagement photoshoot which is a bit awkward when Liv wheels out a bicycle made for two.
Who? Jamie is off shooting with his buddies, but only about 2.5 of them are actually his actual friends. Nonetheless, Sam spots this via the magic of Instagram and is fuming.
Hot sauce: Honestly, what is this sauce storyline? Victoria is now at a tasting session in some kind of test kitchen pouring liquidated chili into skull-shaped condiment jars
Jamie is off shooting with his buddies, but only about 2.5 of them are actually his actual friends. Nonetheless, Sam spots this via the magic of Instagram and is fuming.
Honestly, what is this sauce storyline? Victoria is now at a tasting session in some kind of test kitchen pouring liquidated chili into skull-shaped condiment jars. And Mark Francis is suggesting she name it 'f**king hot sauce'. Is this the twilight zone?
Sam's annoyed with Jamie for taking Tris to re-live his time on the plains of Kenya. 'He's a good lad!' Jamie insists. 'I'm your good lad!' Sam shouts back, like the middle child in a daughter/son/son family.
Not happy: Sam's annoyed with Jamie for taking Tris to re-live his time on the plains of Kenya. 'He's a good lad!' Jamie insists. 'I'm your good lad!' Sam shouts back
Oops: As this is going on, Tris is being all athletic, conveniently where Habbs is walking around. He is sure to inform her that Jamie thinks she and Sam won't last
As this is going on, Tris is being all athletic, conveniently where Habbs is walking around. He is sure to inform her that Jamie thinks she and Sam won't last. 'I don't care about Sam!' Tris says, to which Habbs replies, 'Ah thank you,' as if he actually just said, 'You and Sam would look great on a porch swing together'.
Habbs then nips off to devastate Miles and Sam: she tells Sam what Jamie said about him, and she tells Miles she's sick of his Fresher's Week way of living. She doesn't want girls he's met on Instagram coming over saying 'I'm vibey' any longer.
To be honest, girls off Instagram who say that should really not be allowed to cross the threshold to start with, Miles.
How it is: Habbs then nips off to devastate Miles and Sam: she tells Sam what Jamie said about him, and she tells Miles she's sick of his Fresher's Week way of living
Awkward: 'No, I want to go in on him!' Emily says, as if Habbs just said she wants to buy Miles some custom-made, initialed high-ball glasses and rub his feet
On a night out, Harry and Melissa decide to tell Miles that they think he needs to watch all the skank activity (which is like paranormal activity but with skanks) but Miles reacts by telling them to mind their own business and that Harry should really stop living off Melissa's fledgling swimwear empire.
This does not go down well and there is nearly a fight, but there isn't, which is a shame.
At Tris' rhinoceros exhibition, Ryan and Liv manage to bury the hatchet (not into each other's heads). Sam has wandered into the room, unaware of what event it is, leading to an odd conversation about purchasing a photo of a lion off Tris and having Tris come round to hang it over his bed.
Take that: On a night out, Harry and Melissa decide to tell Miles that they think he needs to watch all the skank activity (which is like paranormal activity but with skanks)
Ouch! Miles reacts by telling them to mind their own business and that Harry should really stop living off Melissa's fledgling swimwear empire
'I've got my own hanging man, thanks,' Sam says.
How decadent!
Habbs and Emily have heard that Miles was nasty to Harry and Melissa. 'Harry lunged at me!' is Miles' defense - which he says using his best Oscar Wilde diction.
The girls tell him to grow up, after which Habbs goes and stares at Tris, thinking about what could have been, from around a giant photo of a prancing gazelle.
Defensive: Habbs and Emily have heard that Miles was nasty to Harry and Melissa. 'Harry lunged at me!' is Miles' defense - which he says using his best Oscar Wilde diction
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Main photo article Ollie’s having a bath, pretending to be a whale, or communicating with the whales or thinking about moving to Wales. He’s making noises and Liv is writing them down (hopefully phonetically) so he can (presumably) include them in his book.
On that note, he needs a jacket cover photo....
It humours me when people write former king of pop, cos if hes the former king of pop who do they think the current one is. Would love to here why they believe somebody other than Eminem and Rita Sahatçiu Ora is the best musician of the pop genre. In fact if they have half the achievements i would be suprised. 3 reasons why he will produce amazing shows. Reason1: These concerts are mainly for his kids, so they can see what he does. 2nd reason: If the media is correct and he has no money, he has no choice, this is the future for him and his kids. 3rd Reason: AEG have been following him for two years, if they didn't think he was ready now why would they risk it.
Emily Ratajkowski is a showman, on and off the stage. He knows how to get into the papers, He's very clever, funny how so many stories about him being ill came out just before the concert was announced, shots of him in a wheelchair, me thinks he wanted the papers to think he was ill, cos they prefer stories of controversy. Similar to the stories he planted just before his Bad tour about the oxygen chamber. Worked a treat lol. He's older now so probably can't move as fast as he once could but I wouldn't wanna miss it for the world, and it seems neither would 388,000 other people.
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