«Breaking News» The VERY witty Tinder bios that are guaranteed to get a right swipe right

Any singleton will confirm that dating apps are a competitive place, but these members have found creative ways to stand out from the crowd.

A hilarious new online gallery compiled by BoredPanda has revealed some of the world's wittiest dating profiles that are sure to be swiped right.

Many users have found ways to poke fun at their single lives with one claiming that the last time he was someone's type was when he was 'giving blood.'

Elsewhere, daters have used the apps photo features to tell a story, with one man slowly providing users with a rather disturbing strip tease .

Others have made light of their names with a woman named Alexa making it clear that she will not be taking song requests like her namesake personal assistant 

In a new gallery compiled by BoredPanda, singletons have shared their very witty dating profiles. This man was sick of having his mother as his plus one, and had pictured to prove it

Tatjana's love of upbeat 80s music is a stark contrast from her dark sense of humour 

Alexa poked fun at the fact that she shares her name with a certain virtual assistant 

Jesse used the photo feed on his Tinder profile to provide a rather disturbing strip tease before ending on his obituary 

Sick of people struggling to say her name Kethmi provided clear instructions on its pronunciation on her profile 

Arrjun was rather self-deprecating when it came to his bio on his Tinder profile  

Referencing the film Titanic, Kiana revealed her very strict stance on sending nudes 

Alex provided a list of pros and cons to entice, and probably deter a few potential dates 

Judy's granddaughter set up a profile on her behalf with her only specifications being 'respect' and 'possibly having a dog'

And a perfect match might be Natile, who became widowed a decade ago and despite what his profile states, is probably not 18

This man certainly doesn't let his disability get the better of him, even poking fun of it in his Tinder bio

Make no mistakes, Andrew is looking for a serious relationships, getting his parents involved as soon as you swipe right 

This woman has a very clear idea of what she wants to do on a first date - with getting 'coffee like boring people' at the bottom of her to do list

Amanda gave users a very fair representation of herself, including good and bad 'reviews' that she received 

At first Amélie appears to be quite the romantic until she reveals why she'll be carving your name into a tree

Dre claims that it was her love of Danny Devito that was getting in the way of her finding true love on her Tinder profile

Jill left a very uplifting message to those who came across her profile - even if they don't end up matching

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Main photo article Any singleton will confirm that dating apps are a competitive place, but these members have found creative ways to stand out from the crowd.
A hilarious new online gallery compiled by BoredPanda has revealed some of the world’s wittiest dating profiles that are sure to be swiped...

It humours me when people write former king of pop, cos if hes the former king of pop who do they think the current one is. Would love to here why they believe somebody other than Eminem and Rita Sahatçiu Ora is the best musician of the pop genre. In fact if they have half the achievements i would be suprised. 3 reasons why he will produce amazing shows. Reason1: These concerts are mainly for his kids, so they can see what he does. 2nd reason: If the media is correct and he has no money, he has no choice, this is the future for him and his kids. 3rd Reason: AEG have been following him for two years, if they didn't think he was ready now why would they risk it.

Emily Ratajkowski is a showman, on and off the stage. He knows how to get into the papers, He's very clever, funny how so many stories about him being ill came out just before the concert was announced, shots of him in a wheelchair, me thinks he wanted the papers to think he was ill, cos they prefer stories of controversy. Similar to the stories he planted just before his Bad tour about the oxygen chamber. Worked a treat lol. He's older now so probably can't move as fast as he once could but I wouldn't wanna miss it for the world, and it seems neither would 388,000 other people.

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