«Breaking News» ‘I won Crazy Town by ten points!’ Jimmy Fallon adopts Trump persona in skit on Woodward’s book

Jimmy Fallon has parodied Donald Trump, joking about the President's fury in response to a new bombshell book about his administration, 

The comedian donned a bouffant blonde wig and an orange fake tan in order to impersonate Trump during a skit on The Tonight Show.

Fallon, as Trump, slammed the book as 'fake news' saying it is all lies - except for his insults aimed at his lawyer Rudy Giuliani. 

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Addressing his 'fellow TV-watching Americans', Fallon's Trump calls the book by legendary journalist Bob Woodward 'fake news'.

He refuted claims that the President, who is known to insult his adversaries on his Twitter account, called people 'mean names'. He then went on to call Woodward 'Bob Four-Eyed No-Talent Soup-Breath'. 

Fallon's President also denied the claim in the book that his former chief-of-staff John Kelly castigated him as 'an idiot'.

The White House chief of staff allegedly said, 'We're in Crazytown. I don't even know why any of us are here. This is the worst job I've ever had.'

To this, Fallon's Trump said: 'Let me be clear: I am not an idiot. And I won Crazy Town by 10 points in the election.'  

Furious: President Trump has been on the warpath after extracts of Bob Woodward's new book were published, slamming the book as 'fraud'

'He also said I called Rudy Giuliani a terrible lawyer and that he's a baby that needs his diaper changed,' Fallon said. 'That part is true.' 

Fallon concluded the skit by admitting that although the book is 'totally biased, full of lies and an absolute disgrace', he had not read it because 'like all books I'm just waiting for the movie.' 

In real life, Trump has been on the warpath since extracts from Woodward's book Fear, which is released next week, were published in the Washington Post. 

He has slammed the book itself as a 'fraud' and labeled Woodward a 'Dem operative'.

The famed Watergate journalist writes that John Kelly called the president 'an idiot' and James Mattis compared him to a 'fifth grader'.

According to the book, Mattis told colleagues President Trump had the mental ability of 'a fifth- or sixth-grader'

Trump is also reported in the book to have called Attorney General Jeff Sessions.Jeff Sessions 'mentally retarded' and 'a dumb southerner'.

While White House aides have become increasingly numb to fresh scandals, the latest book has increased tensions in the West Wing, especially given the intimate details shared and the number of people Woodward appeared to have interviewed. 

Some White House officials expressed surprise at the number of erstwhile Trump loyalists willing to offer embarrassing stories of the president and his inner circle.

White House aides on Tuesday coordinated with other officials quoted in the book to dispute troublesome passages. But insiders speculated the fallout could be worse than that from 'Fire and Fury,' given Woodward's storied reputation.  

Highlights: The most searing quotes in Bob Woodward's book

WHAT THEY SAID ABOUT TRUMP:

JOHN KELLY, CHIEF OF STAFF: 'He's an idiot. It's pointless to try to convince him of anything. He's gone off the rails. We're in Crazytown. I don't even know why any of us are here. This is the worst job I've ever had.'

JAMES MATTIS, DEFENSE SECRETARY:  'Fifth- or sixth-grader'

REX TILLERSON, FORMER SECRETARY OF STATE: 'He's a f***ing moron.'

JOHN DOWN, FORMER PERSONAL ATTORNEY: 'F***ing liar.'

JOHN DOWD ON HOW TRANSCRIPT OF A MUELLER INTERVIEW WOULD BE DESCRIBED BY FOREIGN LEADERS: 'I told you he was an idiot. I told you he was a goddamn dumbbell. What are we dealing with this idiot for?'

GARY COHN, FORMER CHIEF ECONOMIC ADVISER: 'A professional liar'  

ROB PORTER, FORMER STAFF SECRETARY WHO QUIT WHEN BOTH EX-WIVES ACCUSED HIM OF ABUSE: 'A third of my job was trying to react to some of the really dangerous ideas that he had and try to give him reasons to believe that maybe they weren't such good ideas.'

WHAT THEY SAID TO EACH OTHER:

STEVE BANNON TO IVANKA TRUMP: 'You're nothing but a f***ing staffer! You walk around this place and act like you're on charge, and you're not. You're on staff!'

IVANKA TRUMP TO STEVE BANNON: 'I'm not a staffer!  I'll never be a staffer. I'm the first daughter and I'm never going to be a staffer!'

JOHN KELLY TO GARY COHN:  'If that was me, I would have taken that resignation letter and shoved it up his a** six different times.'

DOWD TO ROBERT MUELLER: 'He just made something up. That's his nature.'     

WHAT TRUMP SAID ABOUT THEM:

BARACK OBAMA: 'Weak d**k' 

RUDY GIULIANI, PERSONAL ATTORNEY: 'Rudy, you're a baby. I've never seen a worse defense of me in my life. They took your diaper off right there. You're like a little baby that needed to be changed. When are you going to be a man?' 

WILBUR ROSS, COMMERCE SECRETARY:  'I don't trust you. I don't want you doing any more negotiations. You're past your prime.'  

H.R McMASTER, FORMER NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISER: 'Dresses like a beer salesman.'

REINCE PRIEBUS, FORMER CHIEF OF STAFF: 'Like a little rat. He just scurries around.'

AFTER EGYPTIAN PRESIDENT FATAH AL-SISSI ASKED IF HE WAS GOING TO BE AROUND: 'Like a kick in the nuts.'

BASHAR AL-ASSAD, SYRIAN DICTATOR: 'Let's f***ing kill him! Let's go in. Let's kill the f***ing lot of them.'

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Main photo article Jimmy Fallon has parodied Donald Trump, joking about the President’s fury in response to a new bombshell book about his administration, 
The comedian donned a bouffant blonde wig and an orange fake tan in order to impersonate Trump during a skit on The Tonight Show.
Fallon, as Trump, ...

It humours me when people write former king of pop, cos if hes the former king of pop who do they think the current one is. Would love to here why they believe somebody other than Eminem and Rita Sahatçiu Ora is the best musician of the pop genre. In fact if they have half the achievements i would be suprised. 3 reasons why he will produce amazing shows. Reason1: These concerts are mainly for his kids, so they can see what he does. 2nd reason: If the media is correct and he has no money, he has no choice, this is the future for him and his kids. 3rd Reason: AEG have been following him for two years, if they didn't think he was ready now why would they risk it.

Emily Ratajkowski is a showman, on and off the stage. He knows how to get into the papers, He's very clever, funny how so many stories about him being ill came out just before the concert was announced, shots of him in a wheelchair, me thinks he wanted the papers to think he was ill, cos they prefer stories of controversy. Similar to the stories he planted just before his Bad tour about the oxygen chamber. Worked a treat lol. He's older now so probably can't move as fast as he once could but I wouldn't wanna miss it for the world, and it seems neither would 388,000 other people.

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