Donald Trump may be the leader of the free world, but this Christmas – in Britain at least – he has been reduced to the level of a cracker joke.
The US President makes two appearances in a league table of 15 modern cracker jokes that also takes in issues ranging from Brexit and Boris Johnson to the royals and Love Island.
The survey of jokes has been running for six years and looks at topical alternatives to old standards such as 'Why do birds fly south in the winter?' ('It's too far to walk.')
This Christmas US President Donald Trump makes two appearances in a league table of 15 modern cracker jokes
The league table of 15 modern cracker jokes also takes in issues ranging from Brexit and Boris Johnson to Kim Kardashian
Top of the league this year is 'What does Donald Trump do after he pulls a cracker?'
The answer – 'Pays her off' – is a reference to payments made by his lawyer over relationships with porn star Stormy Daniels and Playboy model Karen McDougal.
The second presidential cracker joke references a bizarre meeting at the White House between Mr Trump and the rapper Kanye West, while West's wife Kim Kardashian also makes the list by virtue of her famously curvy behind.
Also featuring on list created by TV channel Gold is ex Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson
Theresa Mat also makes an appearance on the Christmas jokes while Meghan Markle features twice on the list
Meghan Markle features twice in the list and there are also cracks at Theresa May and Boris Johnson.
The annual league table is put together by TV channel Gold, which runs a competition for original jokes submissions that are whittled down by an expert panel and then put to a poll of 2,000 people.
Comedy critic Bruce Dessau, who led the panel, said: 'One thing that can be relied upon in increasingly unpredictable times is that whatever is going on in the world the great British public will always retain their sense of humour.'
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Main photo article Donald Trump may be the leader of the free world, but this Christmas – in Britain at least – he has been reduced to the level of a cracker joke.
The US President makes two appearances in a league table of 15 modern cracker jokes that also takes in issues ranging from Brexit and Boris Johnson to t...
It humours me when people write former king of pop, cos if hes the former king of pop who do they think the current one is. Would love to here why they believe somebody other than Eminem and Rita Sahatçiu Ora is the best musician of the pop genre. In fact if they have half the achievements i would be suprised. 3 reasons why he will produce amazing shows. Reason1: These concerts are mainly for his kids, so they can see what he does. 2nd reason: If the media is correct and he has no money, he has no choice, this is the future for him and his kids. 3rd Reason: AEG have been following him for two years, if they didn't think he was ready now why would they risk it.
Emily Ratajkowski is a showman, on and off the stage. He knows how to get into the papers, He's very clever, funny how so many stories about him being ill came out just before the concert was announced, shots of him in a wheelchair, me thinks he wanted the papers to think he was ill, cos they prefer stories of controversy. Similar to the stories he planted just before his Bad tour about the oxygen chamber. Worked a treat lol. He's older now so probably can't move as fast as he once could but I wouldn't wanna miss it for the world, and it seems neither would 388,000 other people.
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