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Jamie is so freaked out about turning 30 that he’s gone to stare at a Peter Pan statue in the middle of a park. 

We’re all thinking the same thing: ‘Is he going to finally get that heinous tattoo of aforementioned fictional boy lasered off his arm?’ Is that his birthday present from the 19-year-old girlfriend?

No, it seems.

Fuming: Louise Thompson wasn't happy that her brother's best friend took his ex out for breakfast

Instead, the girlfriend is suggesting some really terrible ideas for themes for Jamie’s party: Girls, Candy, Kids, Humour.

Sophie of course says what we’re all thinking: ‘That sounds like Michael Jackson’s home.’

Throw in a sleigh bed made of human bones and we’ll be - ironically - in Neverland.

Jamie takes Habbs out for coffee and gives her a grilling over why, precisely, she EVER dated Sam. 

Under fire: Jamie asked Habbs why she EVER dated Sam in the first place

But he does it in a really jovial, cheerful way as if they’re having a de-brief following a spirited game of paintball.

Louise comes in ‘just to get a coffee actually’. She’s dressed like the Snow Queen. Habbs is dressed like Malefescent. She is wearing a black polo neck and metallic pointy earrings. This is called symbolism, you see.

Louise is absolutely raging with Habbs for leading Sam up the garden path and. once again, oversteps the boundaries of what it means to be an elder sibling.

Confused: Jamie appears slightly baffled that his loyalty is being questioned by Louise

She brands Jamie ‘not loyal’ for taking Habbs out for some post-break up Eggs Bendict. ‘What’s the un-loyalty-ness?’ Jamie asks. ‘You only met HER this year!’ Louise says of Habbs, as if she is an occasional table rather than a woman.

Digby’s phone is – as the kids say – poppin’.

He’s got texts from Archie, Terry, John, Miles and Liv Bentley.

Question: Why is Liv saved under her full name in his phone while the likes of John and Terry aren’t? Surely Terry and John aren’t more important than Liv? Let us know, please, Digby. Pop it in the comments.

Making amends: Later on in Sam’s house (which is really conveniently lit, as if it’s the set of a domestic comedy at the Theatre Royal Swindon) Jamie pops in to bury the hatchet

Eliza has been wheeled out to help plan Jamie’s birthday. Yes Jamie – a man she didn’t even meet last week at Ollie’s book launch. Jamie – who is turning a milestone age but whom she’s only ever seen from across a room over the top of a first edition copy of The Islands Of Fandye.

To be fair, she comes up with the theme ‘30 going on 13’ which is potentially the catchiest theme ever used for an MIC event.

Liv has decided she wants to get back together with Digby, but he can’t get over the fact that she dumped him on a Croatian pier last summer and that he had to be driven off in a boat that was driving at about 3MPH, consequently elongating his humiliation.

Back on track? Liv has decided she wants to get back together with Digby, but he can’t get over the fact that she dumped him on a Croatian pier last summer

Maybe this is why she’s saved in his mobile as Liv Bentley.

Melissa, Habbs, Ell and Emily are one Burn Book away from being in a Tina Fey film. They can’t understand why The Thompsons have placed themselves atop a crystalline pedestal and have a good laugh about it.

Meanwhile in Sam’s house (which is really conveniently lit, as if it’s the set of a domestic comedy at the Theatre Royal Swindon) Jamie pops in to bury the hatchet. In doing so he casually informs the world that he and Sam talk up to SEVEN times a day. Then they hug and watch Titanic.

Can't move on: Digby is still reeling from their second break up last summer

Maybe this is why Habbs got the ick.

Sam and Jamie are friends again just in time for Jamie’s party (planned by a girl he’s never met).

Despite auditioning a balloon artist and Fred with his Jack Russell, we get to see neither perform at the event itself. But who needs it when Habbs and Louise go for Round Two, Digby shatters Miles’ dreams of ever being friends again (this is getting a bit silly now and you can see it in Miles’ face) and Sophie arrives in a dress that frankly doesn’t get enough airtime.

Candy kittens indeed!

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Main photo article Jamie is so freaked out about turning 30 that he’s gone to stare at a Peter Pan statue in the middle of a park. 
We’re all thinking the same thing: ‘Is he going to finally get that heinous tattoo of aforementioned fictional boy lasered off his arm?’ Is that his birthday present from the 19-year-...

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Emily Ratajkowski is a showman, on and off the stage. He knows how to get into the papers, He's very clever, funny how so many stories about him being ill came out just before the concert was announced, shots of him in a wheelchair, me thinks he wanted the papers to think he was ill, cos they prefer stories of controversy. Similar to the stories he planted just before his Bad tour about the oxygen chamber. Worked a treat lol. He's older now so probably can't move as fast as he once could but I wouldn't wanna miss it for the world, and it seems neither would 388,000 other people.

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