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Parents have shared the hilarious remarks their young children have made, leaving them in hysterics. 

In a gallery compiled by Bored Panda, mothers and fathers took to Twitter to reveal the pearls of wisdom their offspring had come up with.

One father was left horrified when his youngster commented on the lady with 'big baby' in her tummy in front of them, only for an angry man of larger stature to turn around.

Elsewhere a flabbergasted parent overheard his wise four-year-old tell his newborn brother he 'will get through this'.

Meanwhile one mother told how she heard her daughter tell her younger sister the expression 'bare feet' comes from 'bears not wearing shoes'. 

And another parent was left red-faced when her youngster asked a pregnant woman 'when she was laying her egg', in a collection of hilarious parenting tweets. 

Hours of fun: the entertaining things children say to their parents have been flying around Twitter as parents share the amusing musings of their offspring

In a gallery compiled by Bored Panda , mothers and fathers took to Twitter to reveal the pearls of wisdom their offspring had come up with, including this young magician who attempted to hypnotise his mother into forgetting he had made a mistake during the magic trick

Elsewhere an angry older brother could have found his future career as a criminal defence lawyer, as he told his father he 'squeezed' his brother with his teeth, defending his actions

Meanwhile a flabbergasted parent overheard his wise four-year-old tell his newborn brother he 'will get through this', before patting him on the leg and walking away

Another parent was left red-faced when her youngster asked a pregnant woman 'when she was laying her egg', in a collection of hilarious parenting tweets compiled on Bored Panda

And one mother was left feeling less than flattered when her four-year-old forgot that she was present during their recent five-day trip to Disneyland, in a collection of hilarious parenting tweets

Meanwhile one mother told how she heard her daughter tell her younger sister the expression 'bare feet' comes from 'bears not wearing shoes'

Another mother was left baffled when her son pretended to play in a garbage can, adding 'dream big kid', in a collection of hilarious parenting tweets compiled on Bored Panda

Giving followers an insight into his favourite past time, one father admitted that his son's 'daddy dinosaur' was 'constantly tired'

Meanwhile when one father asked his four-year-old to pick up the cracker he spilled, the clever youngster replied 'the dog can do it'- before patting his younger brother on the head

'This city needs me Jesus Christ!' was the response from one little boy dressed in a batman outfit when asked to come back inside from the rain

One father was left horrified when his youngster commented on the lady with 'big baby' in her tummy in front of them, only for an angry man of larger stature to turn around.

'When you die I can take your place', were the words from one four-year-old when asked what he wanted to be when he was older

One four-year-old called herself a 'curious woman' accusing her mother of not wanting her to 'learn things' when she told her that reading time before bed was up

Elsewhere a mother who told her son that she was putting on make-up to 'make her look pretty' was left unimpressed when her son told her it 'wasn't working'

And one father was outsmarted by his witty son who told him he would 'be a better dad if he said yes more', before asking him for ice cream

 

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Main photo article Parents have shared the hilarious remarks their young children have made, leaving them in hysterics. 
In a gallery compiled by Bored Panda, mothers and fathers took to Twitter to reveal the pearls of wisdom their offspring had come up with.
One father was left horrified when his youngster ...

It humours me when people write former king of pop, cos if hes the former king of pop who do they think the current one is. Would love to here why they believe somebody other than Eminem and Rita Sahatçiu Ora is the best musician of the pop genre. In fact if they have half the achievements i would be suprised. 3 reasons why he will produce amazing shows. Reason1: These concerts are mainly for his kids, so they can see what he does. 2nd reason: If the media is correct and he has no money, he has no choice, this is the future for him and his kids. 3rd Reason: AEG have been following him for two years, if they didn't think he was ready now why would they risk it.

Emily Ratajkowski is a showman, on and off the stage. He knows how to get into the papers, He's very clever, funny how so many stories about him being ill came out just before the concert was announced, shots of him in a wheelchair, me thinks he wanted the papers to think he was ill, cos they prefer stories of controversy. Similar to the stories he planted just before his Bad tour about the oxygen chamber. Worked a treat lol. He's older now so probably can't move as fast as he once could but I wouldn't wanna miss it for the world, and it seems neither would 388,000 other people.

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