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«Breaking News» Twitter users joke Jeff Bezos will pen a 'Why I'm Leaving NYC' blog post

Following Amazon's decision to axe its plans to build a headquarters in New York, like-minded Twitter jokers have all come up with the same punchline. 


After Thursday's announcement, many flocked to social media to crack the joke: 'Why I'm Leaving New York, a personal essay by Jeff Bezos'. 


The quip pokes fun at the 'Why I'm Leaving New York' essay trope where countless writers have published pieces detailing their exodus from the city. 


Now that Bezos has already published a Medium blog post to explain his personal affairs, many teased that the billionaire follow up with an essay on his company's move away from New York.  




Twitter users are making fun of Jeff Bezos saying he'll likely pen a 'Why I'm Leaving New York' essay to detail Amazon scrapping its plan to build a headquarters in Queens


Twitter users are making fun of Jeff Bezos saying he'll likely pen a 'Why I'm Leaving New York' essay to detail Amazon scrapping its plan to build a headquarters in Queens



Twitter users are making fun of Jeff Bezos saying he'll likely pen a 'Why I'm Leaving New York' essay to detail Amazon scrapping its plan to build a headquarters in Queens





Many joked that he'd write a 'Why I'm Leaving New York' essay to follow the Medium article he published last week where he revealed he was being allegedly blackmailed by the National Enquirer


Many joked that he'd write a 'Why I'm Leaving New York' essay to follow the Medium article he published last week where he revealed he was being allegedly blackmailed by the National Enquirer



Many joked that he'd write a 'Why I'm Leaving New York' essay to follow the Medium article he published last week where he revealed he was being allegedly blackmailed by the National Enquirer





This clever Twitter user joked Bezos would write a piece entitled 'Why I'm leaving New York City, Quitting Twitter & Taking a Break From Selfies'


This clever Twitter user joked Bezos would write a piece entitled 'Why I'm leaving New York City, Quitting Twitter & Taking a Break From Selfies'



This clever Twitter user joked Bezos would write a piece entitled 'Why I'm leaving New York City, Quitting Twitter & Taking a Break From Selfies'





Another joked the article would be written by Amazon HQ


Another joked the article would be written by Amazon HQ



Another joked the article would be written by Amazon HQ





So many people flocked to Twitter with the same punch line this writer said: 'I'm too late for it to be original'


So many people flocked to Twitter with the same punch line this writer said: 'I'm too late for it to be original'



So many people flocked to Twitter with the same punch line this writer said: 'I'm too late for it to be original'





Vulture associate editor Jackson McHenry joined the stream of 'Why I'm Leaving New York' jokes on Thursday


Vulture associate editor Jackson McHenry joined the stream of 'Why I'm Leaving New York' jokes on Thursday



Vulture associate editor Jackson McHenry joined the stream of 'Why I'm Leaving New York' jokes on Thursday



On February 7 the Amazon CEO spoke directly to the public in a Medium article to detail how he was allegedly being blackmailed by American Media Inc. and the National Enquirer. 


The outlet allegedly threatened to publish explosive details about Bezos' affair with Lauren Sanchez.


The National Enquirer, which is controlled by AMI, published a story last month that included lurid texts between Bezos and former TV anchor Sanchez. 


Reporters from CNN and Vulture shared tweets saying: 'Why I'm Leaving New York, by Jeff Bezos', teasing at the title of his would-be article. 



















 





The stream of jokes continued, though Bezos is notably yet to comment on Amazon's axed headquarters plan announcement


The stream of jokes continued, though Bezos is notably yet to comment on Amazon's axed headquarters plan announcement



The stream of jokes continued, though Bezos is notably yet to comment on Amazon's axed headquarters plan announcement



And many like-minded Twitter users followed suit tweeting out the same punch line. 


'Why I'm leaving New York City, Quitting Twitter & Taking a Break From Selfies by Jeff Bezo,' one Twitter user joked. 


'Why I'm Leaving New York" by Amazon HQ,' another added. 


'Since brands are bad posters now, i expect amazon to post a bad "why i'm leaving new york" thinkpiece within the day,' one fan wrote. 


'Was gonna make the Jeff Bezos "Why I'm Leaving New York" Medium post joke, but Twitter shows I'm too late for it to be original,' one writer echoed.   




Last week he penned a bombshell report on Medium accusing the National Enquirer and American Media Inc of blackmailing him about his relationship with girlfriend Lauren Sanchez (pictured above)


Last week he penned a bombshell report on Medium accusing the National Enquirer and American Media Inc of blackmailing him about his relationship with girlfriend Lauren Sanchez (pictured above)



Last week he penned a bombshell report on Medium accusing the National Enquirer and American Media Inc of blackmailing him about his relationship with girlfriend Lauren Sanchez (pictured above)



'Jeff Bezos via Medium: Why I'm Leaving New York,' another Twitter user wrote. 


Amazon announced its cancelled plans on Thursday in a statement saying, 'We are disappointed to have reached this conclusion - we love New York.'


'For Amazon, the commitment to build a new headquarters requires positive, collaborative relationships with state and local elected officials who will be supportive over the long-term.


'While polls show that 70 percent of New Yorkers support our plans and investment, a number of state and local politicians have made it clear that they oppose our presence and will not work with us to build the type of relationships that are required to go forward with the project we and many others envisioned in Long Island City.'


 


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Main photo article Following Amazon’s decision to axe its plans to build a headquarters in New York, like-minded Twitter jokers have all come up with the same punchline. 
After Thursday’s announcement, many flocked to social media to crack the joke: ‘Why I’m Leaving New York, a personal e...


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