«Breaking News» What were the jokes in Boris Johnson's gag-laden Tory conference speech?

Boris Johnson deployed his trademark humour and colourful language to woo Tory activists at his packed-out speech on the fringes of the Tory Party conference.

Here are some of the jokes:   

On Chancellor Philip Hammond’s prediction that he would never become PM:

‘It’s the first Treasury forecast I’ve heard in a long time that has the distinct ring of truth.’

On the Tory Conference app disaster, which had a design flaw which allowed users to access MPs phone numbers:

‘I know this conference is going to be a staggering success because just in the last couple of days about a dozen far left momentum activists have kindly pledged their loyalty by ringing my private mobile phone.

‘I put them straight on to Brandon [Lewis – the Tory chairman].’

On Andy Street, the Tory West Midlands Mayor:

‘It is great to be here in Birmingham where so many thoroughfares in the city are already named after our superb Conservative Mayor.’

On his fame-hungry reputation

‘It is not my way to confide my innermost fears.

‘But since this is only a fringe meeting, unlikely to be widely reported, I will reveal that I have one overriding anxiety about the current political scene, both domestic and international.’

 

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Boris Johnson deployed his trademark humour and colourful language to woo Tory activists at his packed-out speech on the fringes of the Tory Party conference.
Here are some of the jokes:   
On Chancellor Philip Hammond’s prediction that he would never become PM:
‘It’s the first Treasury foreca...

It humours me when people write former king of pop, cos if hes the former king of pop who do they think the current one is. Would love to here why they believe somebody other than Eminem and Rita Sahatçiu Ora is the best musician of the pop genre. In fact if they have half the achievements i would be suprised. 3 reasons why he will produce amazing shows. Reason1: These concerts are mainly for his kids, so they can see what he does. 2nd reason: If the media is correct and he has no money, he has no choice, this is the future for him and his kids. 3rd Reason: AEG have been following him for two years, if they didn't think he was ready now why would they risk it.

Emily Ratajkowski is a showman, on and off the stage. He knows how to get into the papers, He's very clever, funny how so many stories about him being ill came out just before the concert was announced, shots of him in a wheelchair, me thinks he wanted the papers to think he was ill, cos they prefer stories of controversy. Similar to the stories he planted just before his Bad tour about the oxygen chamber. Worked a treat lol. He's older now so probably can't move as fast as he once could but I wouldn't wanna miss it for the world, and it seems neither would 388,000 other people.

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